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You seem pleasant,
C#m
While living with a twist
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You believe that Benjamin Button
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Was a real story.
A
While you’re playing all those boys,
Bm
Think of yourself for once
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And realize that only a true soul will give you what you deserve, need, and want.
I read you’re seeking laughter — Check.
You wrote you want a lot — Check.
But for me to really give it to you,
I need half a chance.
You said you’re working hard,
Saving countless souls and hearts.
And for those young crush test dummies, you must be the Queen Bee, Miss Yass.
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But when the evening falls and the cozy bed calls,
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I can teach you any language which I have in stock.
F G
But communication is key,
C Am
So please tell me
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If you’re ready and quite truly wish to continue this surreal odyssey.
You dream of a better life,
I’ll stop you from 9 to 5,
But you ought to contribute
and play your little part.
So pick up your phone,
Throw the dog a bone,
‘Cause you just might found yourself a man,
So cut your ties with all those puppets in The Muppet Show.